Comments on THINGS THEY WON'T TELL YOU IN FILM SCHOOL: THIS BLOG IS RATED JULIE

"Now we know what you look like when you don't hav...

2007-07-18T15:38:00.000-07:00

"Now we know what you look like when you don't have a couple of wieners in your face"

That was you selling hot dogs from that cart in the parking lot of the old Tower Records store on Sunset. You moonlighter, you.

That thing sucks donkey d*)k. I got an R-Rating fo...

2007-07-18T14:00:00.000-07:00

That thing sucks donkey d*)k. I got an R-Rating for having the PHRASE "no sex" 8 times. That means that a sex education site would be screwed, or would that be f*&^ed?

It even flagged the word "shoot."

There was a time, and so many times we often wonde...

2007-07-17T16:30:00.000-07:00

There was a time, and so many times we often wonder where the terminology came from but it all happen during that dreaded time of fearing all things life. Ou of fear of sexuality coming to the table (!) you would say light or dark meat as breast and thighs could ignite someone to topple the table and start with the fucking. The saddest part of these organizations and website that seek to regulate everything to their bullshitty baby talk is they have no understanding how complex, and emotionally complex life really is. Oh did I mention this post was delightful.

JULES:You've already got me going.Your attitude, w...

2007-07-14T10:12:00.000-07:00

JULES:

You've already got me going.
Your attitude, writing...and being in film school.
You're my kinda gal.

I did UCLA.

The shit I went through there...wierd.
Had no idea it was more than just about doing the work and pushing yourself to get better at it.

Keep up with the blog.
Good stuff.

MARK11

It was nice to read this blog, since a few minutes...

2007-07-13T09:01:00.000-07:00

It was nice to read this blog, since a few minutes ago I was getting angry at another blog calling for censorship of the movie Captivity.

Let your fuck flag fly!

My blog got a PG by the way, for one reference to sex. Just one? I must be more boring than I thought... I guess it didn't read my post where I created the word rititsulous to describe obscenely large breasted women.

Oh dear.

2007-07-12T22:47:00.000-07:00

Oh dear.

I like your new picture on the front. Now we know...

2007-07-12T19:36:00.000-07:00

I like your new picture on the front.
Now we know what you look like when you don't have a couple of wieners in your face.

What a joke. My blog is PG-13. Parents strongly ca...

2007-07-12T17:48:00.000-07:00

What a joke. My blog is PG-13. Parents strongly cautioned because my blog mentions the words death (4x) kill (3x) steal (2x) bastard (1x). My blog is cleaner than most 13 year old vocabularies!

Give him a shot. Neruda's funny.

2007-07-12T14:10:00.000-07:00

Give him a shot. Neruda's funny.

I know, but they'll be just so disappointed when t...

2007-07-12T10:26:00.000-07:00

I know, but they'll be just so disappointed when they get here. Sigh.

That NC-17 rating is gonna do WONDERS for your "17...

2007-07-12T10:07:00.000-07:00

That NC-17 rating is gonna do WONDERS for your "17 year old boy" readership.

Pablo Neruda? Very impressive. The only thing I kn...

2007-07-11T10:31:00.000-07:00

Pablo Neruda? Very impressive. The only thing I know about that guy is the stuff they read in Il Postino.

You are bad. If you write as people speak, what's...

2007-07-11T08:26:00.000-07:00

You are bad. If you write as people speak, what's the point in doing either?

The written word should only ever be about butterflies and celestial animals. Neruda's Ode To An Artichoke is borderline.

I got an R Rating... NC17 eh? You know what happen...

2007-07-11T07:54:00.000-07:00

I got an R Rating... NC17 eh? You know what happens when you ban or censor something, it just drives the publicity up so the cybercafes will be filled with pre-pubescent surfers checking you out now that their parental locks engaged on the home laptop ha

Hell is a no-no? What the hell is that? I mean, wh...

2007-07-10T22:40:00.000-07:00

Hell is a no-no? What the hell is that? I mean, what the fuck is that?

Might I also add another choice word: roboho. Just because I can.

Wow! I'm PG for 4 assholes, 2 Hells and One Dead....

2007-07-10T12:42:00.000-07:00

Wow! I'm PG for 4 assholes, 2 Hells and One Dead.

Wait, that doesn't sound good.

After the story about Little Miss FuckShine, I'd h...

2007-07-09T16:42:00.000-07:00

After the story about Little Miss FuckShine, I'd have to say. F them. I guess you don't need any more lurid, filthy words like that.

LOL.

Well, yeah, but...damn Magnum was hot. Whatever ha...

2007-07-09T14:55:00.000-07:00

Well, yeah, but...damn Magnum was hot. Whatever happened to short shorts, anyway?

I say congrats just on being nominated! Err listed...

2007-07-09T14:51:00.000-07:00

I say congrats just on being nominated! Err listed, cited, reprimanded...whatever. And in the spirit of good ole 'Merican censorship I challenge: a blog post about Magnus PI busting a Samoan porn ring while managing his romantic adventures at Robin's Nest. (Am I dating myself?)

The MPAA continues to argue that they are nothing ...

2007-07-09T09:33:00.000-07:00

The MPAA continues to argue that they are nothing more than a guideline for parents. That being the case, there shouldn't be a rating more harsh than R, right? Don't let The Man stop you from swearing.

I understand your quandry. Context of course is ke...

2007-07-08T15:56:00.000-07:00

I understand your quandry. Context of course is key and those anti-Julie bots should ignore Dick Nixon, but not, that Nixon dick. Ergo, Nixon was a Dick, should pass the bot with nare a digital twitch.

Private dick is a toughie. I'll run it past my people. In the meantime use, PI.

I'm a "G" ... for 1 mention of death that I don't ...

2007-07-08T07:13:00.000-07:00

I'm a "G" ... for 1 mention of death that I don't even recall. Apparently, one can say "shit" any number of times if one apologizes for it like a good Canadian.

Okay, but Humphrey Bogart wasn't a private dork. H...

2007-07-07T22:51:00.000-07:00

Okay, but Humphrey Bogart wasn't a private dork. He was a private dick. And what about poor Dick Nixon? Not that I've mentioned him much, but I'd like to feel free to do so should the mood strike.

Well jeepers, Jules you just need to rein in your ...

2007-07-07T15:58:00.000-07:00

Well jeepers, Jules you just need to rein in your pornographic self!
Until then, do what I do: cheat.

I do naughty words so they aren't so naughty, to wit:

For fuck use fug, fick, effing

Spoonerisms are handy. Off the top of my noggin there's fuster cluck, hit shead, ship dit, wick deed... you get the idea.

Don't use dick, use dork, dorkus, dorker.

But all this trouble could have been avoided if you'd left for Europe right after the 4th and stayed gone until mid-September like you're supposed to.

I rate you A for Awesome.So put that in your dirty...

2007-07-07T15:02:00.000-07:00

I rate you A for Awesome.

So put that in your dirty little pipe and smoke it, ratings people.

Fuck haters.